He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
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