a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
i believe in u and ur pee
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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