I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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