hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
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