i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
go do what you do best...puke behind churches
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Maybe he injected his testicle?
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink