yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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