She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
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no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
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He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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