She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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