I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
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