what if I'm pregnant?
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he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
We left the knife in your bed.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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