forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
Randomize
