That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
Randomize
