nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
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Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
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she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
What drink are we having for lunch?
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
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