And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
Randomize
