hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
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Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
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Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?