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  remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.

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• (716): View more from New York

  Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.

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• (647): View more from Ontario

  Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem

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• (910): View more from North Carolina

  If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  omg. MEgabus. stoned.

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  Theres these two guys talking.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.

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• (252): View more from North Carolina

  Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred

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• (941): View more from Florida

  I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.

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