I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
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