I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
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It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
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After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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