I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
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