You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
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