What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
Randomize
