let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
Randomize
