i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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