Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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