Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
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Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
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The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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