You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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