Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
You brought string cheese to the strip club
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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