At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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