It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
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Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
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The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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