i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
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