Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Four minutes until I can fart!
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
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i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
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I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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