i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
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