Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
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