We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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