Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
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