My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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