any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
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I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
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Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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