i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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