make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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