i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
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i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
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It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
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