Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
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