im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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