and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
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The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
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You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
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