And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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