Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
false alarm. still invincible.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
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