I smell stomach acid.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
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