In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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