I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
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She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
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Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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