Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
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I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
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The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
the raccoons are back...
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