i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
Randomize
