She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
Randomize
