he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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