Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
So I was throwing up in this fancy toilet at a party last night, when he decided it would be funny to flush it. It was a beday. I had to walk out with toilet water and regurgitated rumpleminze all over my face and shirt.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
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If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
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i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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