One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
is wine microwaveable?
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
Randomize
