that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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