its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
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We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
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Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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