Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
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