no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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