I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
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Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
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Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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