Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
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