How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
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