that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
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I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
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Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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