He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
Do vagina's smell?
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
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